1) IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK . . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
2) IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
AT WORK . . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay forit.
3) IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK . . . . you get more work for good behavior.
4) IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK . . . . . .you must carry around a security card (or FOB) and openall the doors for yourself.
5) IN PRISON . . you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK . . . . . .you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
6) IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
AT WORK . . . . . .you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
7) IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK . . . . . .you can't even speak to your family.
8) IN PRISON . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no workrequired.
AT WORK . . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and thenthey deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
9) IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting toget out.
AT WORK . . . . . .you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
10) IN PRISON . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK . . . . . they are called managers.
