ive decided that washing your sheets on Sunday is a bad idea, because its too comfy to get out of on Monday. Mondays are hard enough as it is, but with fresh bedding its almost impossible. I had to use my superpowers just to get out of bed! so when u do your sheets think ahead. do you really have to wake up tomorrow? cuz u sure as heck wont want to.
________________________________________
for you techies:
> Subject: tech support
>
> Dear Tech Support...........
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
> all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
> Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
> 7.5, and Racing 3.6
> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
> favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
> but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
> ______________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0< /B>. It is
> impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
> installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
> allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
> Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
> situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
> alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
> will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
> Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
> only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
